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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

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oooh ok wait i just finished rereading sbyf this morning so im full of thoughts about it, i absolutely love the format of the slow build up and exploring what they want with eachother, extremely hot and sweet, its one of my favourite fics of yours

it really was an important part of the grayspec story to me. lately ive been considering linking my sfw and nsfw pseuds a little more openly because i actually feel pretty strongly about SBYF being like, a continuation more than sequel. if they were a novel, it would be one

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Bark like you want it

(Please do not steal/repost)

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No shame in using the safeword (quitting a fic that doesnt do it)

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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

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My skinny scientist guy of choice

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Your fetish doesn’t have to be praxis.

Read that sentence. Read it again. Really drill it into your skull. Internalize the idea until it cannot be removed from your brain.

Then stop making really annoying discourse posts on why this or that kink is WrongBad or how everyone with it is WrongBad and start caring more about how this person treats others outside of a consensual kink context. You’re allowed to hate a kink because of how much it resembles real life issues you suffer with, but other people are going to engage in it whether you like it or not and the only reasonable thing you can ask of them is to not involve you or anyone else who doesn’t want to be a part of it.

And before “three guesses on what kink OP has” if you don’t know me, you’re probably wrong and about to make yourself look like an ass by making assumptions. Go ahead, test your luck, I dare you.

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When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum

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TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

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How much of a dragon girl can be formed from all the dragongirl[x] tumblr users

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scared to ask the librarian about this poster...

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Roman crying during sex

Thats all

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its been said before but ill say it again. the sides should all have different flavors when theyre sucked on

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What that tie do