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@sexwitsockson I'm going the fuck to bed

i have no self-control

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More money

plz reblog and respond

You have $10,000,000 USD, but you can only buy things that start with the first letter of your name. What do you buy

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💀💀💀 @sexwitsockson

mango finna get the whole dick 

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You the real mvp 😭

I had blood drawn this morning. Later in the day I lost my virginity. My virgin blood still exists somewhere on earth, but it’s not in me.

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Man, I've been loving these clapbacks

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Thought it was just me

everybody at work thinks it’s funny when I do my “work voice” but jokes on them cuz my work voice is just an exaggerated mockery of white people

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Spending thanksgiving alone. But I'm fine. At least I have my bud.

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I had to stop doing my hair to take a picture of how glorious my hair is. I mean, just look at it. 5 years of cutting off relaxed ends. I'm hype right now

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Man, I'm fucking heartbroken.

Legit broken. Fml

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Diversity.... but no whites pls!

Give me one good reason why there should even be such a thing as “diversity officer”. 

Diversity has no inherent value, even less so if it’s artificially enforced.

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I've come for my seat

People to harass for supporting international men's day

@takashi0 @autistickamillebidan @ruriginzuishou @ladiesforloveandjustice @theswedishelf @soryualeksi @poppypicklesticks @princess-fluthermucken @princessdidemi @deadpool-for-equality @sweet-cherry-fairy @icyarguments @em4realsj @the-eagle-atarian @colorsofsocialjustice @submissive-mommy-jesse @jet556

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Mortal Kombat and chill

😂

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Lmaooo

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Donald totally smashed Mrs. R. Money.

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

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Of course, it has something to do with women. Smh. Only biological males have prostates. Doesn't matter what the fuck you identify as. Just like how biological males can't get ovarian cancer. But if biological sex is a social construct, then prostate cancer and ovarian cancer are just ways for the patriarch to hold women down somehow. 😂😂

*scrolling through tumblr*

*comes across this shit*

what the fuck. *logs out*

[source: @jemthecrystalgem]