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ground control to crazy frog

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patreon sketches <3

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steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

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can we just kill and mass imprison christians like in roman times again

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um................... can i help you

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"It took me TWO years to finish this sketch book!" Well that's cuz you're not fuckin sketching. Those are fully painted pieces dawg that's a renderedbook. I've gone through four sketchbooks in my off time this year alone I just draw stupid faces and shit for fun. pussy up like the rest of us and start drawing stick figures with guns

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Any day now

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Sony WM-F51, 1987

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dude these golden eggs are awesome. i bet we could profit atleast ten times as much from them if we fire all these stupid fucking geese.

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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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Who the fuck is still watching these jurassic world movies

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uma musume but with boys BUT they're all designed to appeal to me specifically (they're all fat and wear the exact same outfts also)

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earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn’t being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.

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without fat dragons this world would be nothing