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handmade platforms from england.

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Concept:

The Scottish Play, but it’s set in a fast food restaurant and everyone’s killing each other over who gets to be the manager and its played completely straight

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none of my friends will get both of these references so here is maybe the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen

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That’s not half.

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joanne woodward & paul newman dancing

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i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

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ape babies: hey whats up I can climb around and do whatever the fuck i want basically from birth

human baby: uhhhhhhhhhhh guess ill be a dumb immobile little slug for like a year

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ROBERT MAPPLETHORPE

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wow how about that

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Marie Antoinette (2006)

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The Sting (1973) | costume design by Edith Head

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You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.