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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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women fuck the fish. i am uninvolved

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Lowkey whats the point

honestly ive stopped looking for some big revelation. ive just started saving up to buy pain au chocolat once a week and letting that be it for now

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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yeah man don’t worry about him. that guy’s all baja and no blast if you get what i mean

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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

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The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them

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20/04/20 • title is the subject line of an email about middle egyptian classes. italics are ‘quotes from my middle egyptian prof that i happened to write down’ 

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once you start saying yippee you can never go back

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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CANNOT be more excited to show off this mycenean vase from enkomi featuring two bulls with big black spots. literally a moo cow to me

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save me bitching

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be