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It's been a while, I'll be back soon I've been cooking

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There’s no way this is how it will end… right?

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skywalker rolls up to the battlefield with no armor in sight. he doesn’t need it. everyone’s faces melt indiana-jones style when they lay eyes on his killer maison margiela F/W ‘16 velvet turtleneck jumpsuit with matching custom leather boots, belt and single glove by louis vuitton. weep for your fave

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There is a total of seven trials. Betrayal, violence, filial impiety, murder, indolence, deceit, injustice. The order of the trials is determined by King Yeomra himself, who judges your sins from lightest to heaviest.

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“A more ruthless show would cut this scene in a heartbeat. This scene is one of my favorites. This is great.” - John Rogers, The Lonely Hearts Job DVD Commentary

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hi it’s my turn to do these i guess

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having a moment trying to process that con o'neill read words I personally wrote about his character (including the detail that he has a daddy kink) and he went. "yeah that sounds right. retweet"

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i need to move to serbia to use this money

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[A/N: short, unedited story I wrote in one burst. Written on mobile. My other story will get an update eventually. Have fun with this one in the meantime]

The irkens would win in the end, everybody in their empire knew that.

Sure, humanity had defeated the armada at Zualia, the planet at the edge of the empire that was supposed to be taken next. But it was inevitable to happen eventually. A century after operation impending doom 2, the armada grew tired with safety protocols, so when the human Fleet dropped out of hyperspace to take the planet for themselves, the armada had no time to raise their shields. Most at least managed to escape into hyperspace and back to the imperial core, including the massive.

Many irkens celebrated the battle, for finally they would face an opponent who posed a challenge, a true test to prove the superiority of the Irken empire.

But they needed time. Time to repair the armada, time to build more ships (they always had the capacity to support multiple times the fleet they had, but without a worthy challenge, why waste the resources?)

And they were sure that Fortressia would buy them that time. An entire planet converted into a fortress, armed with FTL suppressors, it guarded the only hyperspace lane to the Irken core worlds in this sector. And it was ready to fight back the humans for as long as was necessary. They had supplies to last for decades, after all, and the most powerful orbital defenses in the galaxy.

So when the human Fleet arrived, no irken was concerned. They laughed when the humans demanded their surrender, claiming that no blood would be spilled if they just turned off the FTL suppressors.

The Irken base commander informed the humans of their impossible task. The entire planet was armed and ready, it's shields unyielding. Orbital bombardment would harmlessly vaporise before reaching the atmosphere, ground invasions would bleed the human armies dry, and there were no weak minded slaves or lower irken drones on the planet for the humans to manipulate or mind control into aiding them, only the best of the best of the Irken Elite.

The human sounded doubtful when they asked, "there are no civilians on the planet?"

"no, foolish human! Every single one here is a irken warrior of the highest order, billions of them! You will never take this planet! The planet itself would break before its defenders will!"

The human appeared surprised again. They turned to the side and said something the Irken couldn't hear, then nodded moments later and turned back to face the Irken over the viewscreen. "Our scans indicate that you are telling the truth about the makeup of the population. And personally, i believe you. It would take years for us to conquer the planet, costing us most of our resources to do so."

"So you accept that superiority of the Irken species?! You will surrender before our might!"

The human did something none of the irkens in the command room expected. They smiled.

"No. You said that the planet would break before its defenders will. So we will break it."

And with that, the feed was cut off.

The Irken commander was taken aback. What did the human just say?

"Commander," the Irken manning one of the Scanners said next to him, drawing his attention. "one of the human ships from the back of the fleet is moving forward."

"any weapons?"

"no, commander. None that we can see. Judging by the energy output it seems to be supply shi.... tallest almighty." the soldier breathed out the last words in shock. And the commander understood why.

The human ship had stopped at the front of the fleet and opened its front hangar bay. Or at least, what they had assumed to be a hangar bay. But what they saw inside weren't rows of ships or automated shipyards. It was one giant beam cannon. The commander quickly glazed at the readings of the energy levels of the ship, and understood what the humans had meant.

It took them weeks to power up the weapon. Weeks the Irkens spend helplessly watching their Impending Doom. Fortressia had no fleet. There was nothing they could do to save themselves but surrender, but that was out of the question.

Finally, almost a hundred days later, the cannon fired. The orbital shield, one of the great wonders of irken military might, capable of withstanding even the most powerful bombardments known to irkens for decades, fell within minutes.

Fortressia, the strongest planet of them all, meant to stall the humans for decades to give the tallest time to prepare to crush these humans, these invaders fell in less than 4 months, only the charred, broken pieces silently floating through the void remaining.

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Completely average guy in completely average neighborhood adopts strange irradiated dog possessed by the soul of a 14 year old girl

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Siempre pellejer

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thanks, DW!

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This one hovered around my heart for over a year <3 

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if i saw a demon i would blast him with the light of christ

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We finished our comic strip workshop today, it was so much fun and I’m really happy with the final result!  I had so much fun with these characters I lowkey wanna use them in the future ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)