Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀
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what’s a better way to start off my studyblr than with a not-so-horrible flatlay ??
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day one in London spread !! (๑・̑◡・̑๑) this one’s a notsoterrible spread so I decided to post it !! (>人<;) maybe traveling will help me regain inspiration haha
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this summer has been one of the most amazing in my life. I have seen and done so many amazing things that it kinda blows my mind and I am so fortunate and grateful to have all of these wonderful opportunities. ( ´△`)
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also, the blue and green pencil was included in last month’s stationery box that @zenpopjapan was kind enough to send to me. I will be doing a more detailed review once I get back home so look forward to it !! (*゚▽゚*)
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have a wonderrrrful day ♪( ´▽`)
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🎶 Hi Hello - DAY6 🎶
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If Apple ever made a car they would probably have oddly sized/shaped cup holders just so people would buy their custom drink containers
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me: *watching lion king*
my parents: hey do you remember crying at mufasa’s death when you were little??
me: *crying right now over mufasa’s death* nope
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someone else: oh, you speak french? that’s hot, say something in french!
me: Selon toutes les lois connues de l'aviation,
me: il n'y a aucune façon une abeille devrait être capable de voler.
me: Ses ailes sont trop petits pour obtenir son petit corps de la graisse sur le sol.
me: L'abeille, bien sûr, vole de toute façon
me: parce que les abeilles ne se soucient pas
ce que les humains pensent est impossible.
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my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I locked him in baby jail to stop him from killing himself.
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HEY I LIVE HERE
Upper Peninsula, MI
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when ur arguing with someone and they tell u to calm down
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When a predator kills pregnant prey it’s the animal kingdom version of getting a free nugget in your fast food bag
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