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wirt wrote dipper a sweet poem once and it was super obvious that he spent a long time on it bc it was really good. dipper was very impressed and grateful but also panicked abouy returning the favor bc "I'm not an artistic person, Mabel!! and I can't write a dissertation for him because what kind of present is that???"

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Wirt and Dipper are very very proud of having each other because neither of them expected to ever have a romantic partner.

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Wirt and Dipper are both overprotective brothers who will step in the path of danger for those they love. When Wirt and Dipper encountered a threat together for the first time, they both immediately tried to shield each other, arms around the other.

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In an au where wirt has antlers: dipper often hangs a bell from the antlers so he can find wirt if he were to lose him in the woods

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When Wirt and Dippee can afford a house, a little blue bird comes to their bird house every day. They call her ‘Beatrice’ and leave her lots of bird seed.

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Wirt has commitment issues and it took YEARS for him to marry Dipper. Dipper waited patiently for him the whole time.

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Wirt is jealous of Dipper and Mabel’s twinness because they’re built-in friends. Since Greg is so much younger, Wirt is the de facto adult figure. It takes a lot of time, maturity and therapy well into adulthood for Wirt and Greg to see each other as equals.

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Whenever Dipper gets protective of Wirt (someone makes an unsolicited remark about his body, or says something homophobic, or criticizes him for not being in control of Greg when they’re out in public) Wirt will complain and insist he’s independent and can handle himself. He secretly loves it.

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Wirt forgot to respond when Dipper confessed

When he finally reciprocated, they stood around for a moment not knowing what to do, even Dipper’s plan had not reached this point

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When Greg was nine, Dipper assumed Greg already knew there was no Santa and told him the story of how he and Mabel caught their parents putting Santa’s gifts under the tree.

Greg did not already know.

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Wirt feels this deep kinship with Frodo, though he can’t explain why

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Wirt remained jealous of Wendy Corduroy until the day he died.

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Wirt has celebrity crushes. Dipper doesn’t care until he and his sister become internet celebrities and Wirt actually gets noticed by some of the people he’s talked about finding attractive before. This becomes a bigger problem when Wirt is a published author and a successful developmental psychologist who has his own internet presence, albeit smaller than the Pines’. Suddenly, Dipper finds himself fighting with lurkers in the comment section of Wirt’s TikTok account

(Someone please write a fanfic about this I will pay you)

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Wirt got plagerized by James Somerton and feels weirdly vindicated about it.

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Dipper leaves wirt little treats in his bag when he goes to work every morning

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wirt writes poems for dipper and gives it to him. dipper glues them in a specific section of his journal

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Giant Wirt Headcannan? Wirt. He grows big up to 60.7' tall and has adventures with Greg.

It's based on Over the garden wall. Merry Christmas.