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best friends to lovers is about DEVOTION it's about CODEPENDENCY it's about the intimacy of being known and being seen it's about holding someone so close to your heart you forget where you end and where they begin it's about knowing the worst parts about someone and loving them not only despite but FOR it

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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now
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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
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It was during the covid lockdown so he was supposed to stay indoors, I think that may have been what did the trick.
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My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer
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i know we've beat this horse to death on samblr dot com but it's still wild when i remember that people say dean is the repressed one and sam is emotionally available. dean has friends and cries in non-life or death situations and tells people when he's upset. not in great ways, but still. sam only sheds a tear when lucifer is about to rip him in half, or his friends just got brutally murdered. when he's upset, he gets a thousand yard stare and trembles like the world's prettiest weg rag of a man. sam mentioned that he still thought about jess in s15 and the last time dean heard her name was when sam wanted to kill brady a full decade ago. no one is doing emotional repression like sam winchester and no one ever should.
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not sure what to put as the caption but. yeah!!!!
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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Made these for fun! (Free use is fine with credit in bio!)
(Edit: I made more in the reblogs!)
(original meme under the cut)

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms
me: no perhaps my soul is rotten
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alright. new plan. we put rtd, moffat, and chibnail into an arena to fight to the death for who gets to be showrunner. and then while they’re distracted with that we get someone actually competent in the chair.
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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
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The tape is blank. And yet… it feels like you’ve seen it before.
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