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I made a Techza server please

Join it pretty please with a cherry on top

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Thank you thank you thank youuuuuu

This is totally not late at all, shhhhh.

A request from someone who voted for enjoltaire for me in the top ao3 ships bracket! Hope this is what you were looking for, I don't really write for these three much.

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The night is peaceful, until it isn't.

Cries pierce the previously silent darkness, and Kristin groans, shifting to poke her nearest partner. She's not sure which one; that would involve opening her eyes.

"Your turn," she grunts.

"Nah," says Techno, flinging an arm over to nudge the body pressed against her back. "I did it last time. Phil's turn."

"Fuck off," Phil says, slurred against her back enough that it's just the vague suggestion of syllables. "I fed 'im two hours ago. Kristin's turn."

"Mm, I pushed him out of my vagina. You guys can do night feedings." The cries stop and she tilts her head, waiting. Maybe-

They start again, and all three of them sigh.

"Fine," Techno says, brushing a kiss to her forehead before rolling off the bed. She snuggles deeper under the covers, enjoying the warmth and softness of the bed.

"Figures your baby would be breaking the Geneva Convention," Techno mutters as he walks out the door, and Phil snorts. The cries stop a few seconds later, and Kristin sighs again, sleep quickly overtaking her.

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If there was anyone who was in a MCYT based shipping discord and remembers me, could you please tell me why it shut down?

Please I’m very worried I’m on some list somewhere 😭

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I think both of those are me tbh

Kristin/The Fridge is a good crack ship and I will die on that hill

Two goddesses who do not get along but then wind up making out and then have a very nasty breakup and then Fridga (my head canon name for The Fridge) gets together with Phil to spite her ex and totally not because he reminds Fridga of Kristin

Because where there’s snow and cold and winter death always follows

Please more people realize it’s potential there is Jack shit on ao3 😭

Pouring one out for you, Anon 🍹 I support your love for Phil's ex goddess's getting together!

And hey, good news! There are currently 2 nominations for Fristin!

(Fristin is their ship name, I've decided)

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Listen more people should consider Fridga and Kristin being old exes who had a rivalry that would make TNTduo look tame

Women who were not good for each other and would shove each other against a wall and make out

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How many nominations for Phil/Techno?

4 for dsmp, 1 for smpe, 1 for osmp and 1 for qpr dsmp

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techza fuck nasty

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So here is my first dsmpshipping fic if anyone wants to read it 👉👈

Its Techno/Phil/Kristin and I’m currently working on the third and final part so I’ll reblog this when that’s done

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it is still my grand conspiracy theory that if the Dream SMP was like a scripted tv show or something like that C!Techza would be one of the most popular ships in this fandom

dream smp fandom whats stopping you from shipping characters that have interacted like once

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Regarding your tags, my angsty ass headcanon is that Phil had his “Oh shit I like him” moment when Techno got an anvil dropped on him

My fluffy headcanon is that Techno calls him Angel in private and Phil loves to lay on Techno because mmmmmm basically one of those heated blankets with his fur

techza

techza

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Techza :D

techza

techza

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Its just the emerald duo tag. Its not the same but its as close as I can give you. You can check google maybe for a discord server. I’m sorry I can’t be more help.

Dw Anon, it’s nice of you to even try to help

But Emerald Duo has no Techno romantic kisses lol

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Is there a Techza Discord server or something where you all are talking please for the love of God

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@awesome-crazy-person Hello, do you know where everyone else went 😅

The Techza tag is fucking dead

Hello fellow shippers I wish to make friends

Recently realized I like Phistin and I like Emerald Duo so I wombo combed them into a poly ship I call Immortal Trio but there’s probably a better name somewhere out there. Talking about characters btw. Also don’t like NSFW so don’t expect me to write that lol

Anyways I wanted to actually talk to people about it without getting crucifed so here I am

My agenda is that Techno should get some bitches

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This fandom really is dead isn’t it

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Hello fellow shippers I wish to make friends

Recently realized I like Phistin and I like Emerald Duo so I wombo combed them into a poly ship I call Immortal Trio but there’s probably a better name somewhere out there. Talking about characters btw. Also don’t like NSFW so don’t expect me to write that lol

Anyways I wanted to actually talk to people about it without getting crucifed so here I am

My agenda is that Techno should get some bitches