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Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought

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just some casual girlfriend reanimation, nbd

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MARCILLE'S DESPERATION FOR FALIN THE ENTIRE TIME. TO THE POINT OF NEEDING TO BE HELD BACK SO SHE DOESN'T RUSH IN AND GET HERSELF KILLED. THINKING THAT FALIN, HER FALIN WOULD NEVER HURT HER. GOD.

THEN DEFENDING HER DURING AND AFTER FALIN IS MERCILESSLY KILLING PEOPLE IN FRONT OF THEM AND BEGGING THEM NOT TO KILL HER. GOD. SAPPHICS PORTRAY DEVOTION LIKE NO OTHER

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that fuck ass dragon meat with the moving name tag in the latest episode

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Yeah

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Striker and Charlie, dancing

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had a sudden bad thought from someone else's impressions on the trailer - what if Millie's line about 'you always take from those around you and leave em worse and more broken than when you found them?' was something she said because of Stolas?

like it's not Blitzo crashing their anniversary that finally causes her to lose her temper with him, but it's on Stolas' behalf? like she and Moxxie hear about the breakup (I guess we're calling it) and get on Blitzo's case for it even though Blitzo did it to keep the business going?

Ugh it probably is about the fucken owl

Blitzø: i dont love stolas, royals make me feel like I’m nothing

The entire hellaverse: FUCK YOU I HATE YOU NOW

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Not Vortex and my poor girl having to be near that annoying owl and being forced to listen to him screeching about her ex boyfriend not wanting him 💔

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Is there any way the show can redeem stolas for you at this point? Genuinely curious

Of course, he opens his home up to new people and throws Stella exclusionary parties to help socialise, maybe inviting some of his siblings he has never spoken to. Takes a long time focusing on himself, living lavishly with employees he pays well and respects, and healing from abuse. No more crazed love affairs. He educates imps how to use magic to defend themselves or he pays for Octavias college tuition so she can do this, and visits her each week. When he hears Blitzø is in a happy relationship, he wishes him well on Instagram but cringes at the idea of ever seeing him romantically ever again. Maybe he even writes some lovely romance novels for other lonely souls.

He leaves Blitzø the fuck alone and he chooses an immortal life with his daughter and other loved ones over a miserable mortal life with him.

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Anyways the duet

Stolas: i want a committed relationship

Blitzø: i want a casual relationship

Neither person is “wrong”. Get it through your skulls.

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the show is called helluva boss not because of blitzo and his business, but bc stolas is inevitably going to become the new boss in s3. just you wait

Oooh I’m ready. He tries to take it over and becomes exactly like his father

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How much are you willing to get Stolas singing “what kind of monster does that make me” about if Blitz only stays because of the deal is as much as Spindle are going to go into Stolas being a rapist?

They make the critique of him being a predator, as we’ve all seen in season one before his Ozzies retconned personality, into a quirky insecurity he had because he doesn’t realise how perfect he is

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Who wants to bet that the start of the Stolitz falling out is going to be written as Stolas handing over the crystal and being like “Blitzy, do you still want to be in a relationship with me even if I’m not holding the key to your job over your head?” And when Blitz doesn’t give an immediate yes and hesitates for 0.000001 milliseconds that Stolas jumps to “Fine! Be that way!” And this really pissy about it after throwing Blitz out of the mansion?

There may be some of that yea, who knows. It’s gonna be really disgusting and ugly. The duet is the worst piece of music I’ve ever heard

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Loved hearing everyone’s thoughts btw!!!

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I just found out there's a trailer for the rest of season 2 and watched it.

The amount of blaming Blitz is getting is reaaaaalllllyyy rubbing me the wrong way. Blitz has his own issues sure but comparatively Stolas whooole shit throughout the relationship, fuck even when they were kids technically, is faaaarrr worse than Blitz not being able to express himself. Fuck they got MILLIE dragging him through the mud, in a voice clip that almost sounds like it would fit in a second truth bomb hallucination (eviscerating his character/flaws on a level it doesn't feel natural that SHE would know about and call him out on so blantantly for but like Blitz's subconscious critiquing him to hell and back)

Imo i feel like Blitz shouldn't HAVE to accept the shitty apologies Stolas gave him, he fucking USED him for sex and publically embarrassed him several times by making it seem like he was just a sex toy to Stolas infront of other people near constantly. But now they wanna make it so Blitz actually loves him too omggggggg 🙄🙄🙄 I'm honestly getting really sick of this Stolas is the victim shit they're doing.

Also eeeyyy holy shit the Dhorks and Cherubs are FINALLY back. Oh they've been waiting for IMP? They couldn't like, track them down when they were at that summer camp for a fucking WEEK while Moxxie has his pity party and people were posting all about Milldred/Millie? Couldn't swoop in and try something then?? At least stalk them in the background maybe if you wanna say there were too many humans? No? It feels like they just completely forgot about DHORKS and CHERUB and were like "oh shit i guess we should probably do something with that."

I will say the editing seemed pretty good and animation, but then ofc it would its practically a highlight reel for their best animation that's half the point. But it also feels like the trailer is gonna be the coolest part of this second half of the season.

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so there's a couple of common canards among parents who have strained relationships with their kids & one of them is "if we had any good times/I did anything nice for you at all, you can't criticize me"

some of the fans defending Stolas from Octavia's anger towards him kinda remind me of that; it's this notion that because they had a good relationship when she was a kid it's somehow hypocritical of her to say anything now as though the way things were when she was 5 reflects the totality of the relationship

I suspect the HB fandom skews young so idk if they've ever had a parent or relative hit them with this but if that's the case, it's a depressing thought. Kids & teens aren't given any autonomy or control over the environment they're stuck in and it's perfectly normal to be miserable when your parents trade fighting nonstop for having a long drawn out divorce in which the mother is indifferent at best and cruel at worst and the father who promised he'd never leave is consistently prioritizing the person he had an affair with over you

like it absolutely would be healthy for Stolas to make some actual friends and rebuild his life (rather than pin all his happiness on Blitzo). but Via is still a teen, she still needs some support and love herself especially since Stolas is the one who insisted all these years that he and Stella ought to play house for her sake instead of separating when she was younger

That last paragraph especially. He forced via and Stella to play pretend and swallow feelings, and that was a selfish act. Stifling feelings is what causes resentment and outbursts, which all three of the family have. Especially Via. Seriously man, even now you haven’t sat down with Octavia and told her the truth about the arranged nature of the marriage? I kinda hate him for that

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it's a sign of how tired I am of Stolas if I'm expecting Ghostfuckers to be the best episode of Season 2B (or the one I dislike the least) just because he probably isn't in it

and I've seen the storyboard leaks. that episode looks baaad even by HB season 2 standards

The Millie scene I am praying was taken out because it’s horrendous, other than that I think I’ll love it because stolas isn’t in it and tilla might be