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the color signatures of various elements when ignited

FB image credit: Ceres Science

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the peach has betrayed me, the stone fruit allergy has spoken

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Yall wanna see cope the likes nobody has ever seen?

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The phrase "god's green earth" is actually sampling bias. The majority of the Earth is blue

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He’s so cool

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i need a knee replacement i swear

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people can't even hack a lighter these days

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horse is sold at the supermarket where i'm from, it's popular as sandwich meat

it’s illegal to hunt feral horses in america?? damn that sucks. i would definitely love to try horse meat if given the opportunity

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i have no object permanence when it comes to tattoos

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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:

how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40

sometimes your soulmate is a man

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Continuing my recent trend of throwing household objects at fruit…

I think you’ll really Dig my patreon page

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Olvidé que lo había puesto en modo Ortega Cano

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fabulous creature?

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If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"