Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*
Me: Why wasn't I a better parent
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*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud
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you: *opens my audio biography*
me: hi welcome to my audio biography.. chapter 1.. [begins screaming for 4 hours]
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*puts myself out there*
*brings myself back*
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im so angry at myself...like literally out of all the pairings and shows in the world my otp is like the IDEA of a redemption of a damn psychopathic triangle and a nerd who doesn't take showers..... SERIOUSLY
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me: *looks out the window*
me: when will my online purchases arrive
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i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly
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me before working out: i dont wanna do this
me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete
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me: i think im gonna stay in tonight and get some school work done and go to sleep at a reasonable time
friend: wyd lets go out tonight
also me:
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oliviabynature via instagram
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Been a while since I’ve posted! I’ve been SUPER busy working on some new products for 2020! (Plush coming SOON)
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Spent an extra 1 1/2 hours trying to shade
Before realizing it looked better plain ._.
Okay but has anyone ever considered the headcanon where Dipper comes out as gay and Mabel’s just over there as his super supportive heterosexual twin? Cause I love that and it warms my fucking heart to think about. Also Bill gonna have to chill with his creepy self before I smack a bitch up for real. Why he look like that wtf??
@doodling-dood Shading was a no-go this time, but thank you for the tip on saturation! It definitely helped out a lot!
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i want to do a transformation tuesday but alas i am still ugly
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me: protect the bees!!!
bee: [comes near me]
me:
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*seductively slips into existential melancholy*
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*naruto runs into your heart*
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