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should we all kill ourselves x
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how i sleep knowing buck and eddie from 911 on abc are gonna be swapping spit on my television screen
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9-1-1 5x16 | May Day
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if there is a christmas episode...imagine buck and eddie on edge with each other and fighting (i love when they fight) and since we are blatantly mirroring eddieshannon let it all resolve on christmas like would love a mistletoe kiss that they get pressured into but holy shit does it always feel like that and then they're macking sloppy style and everyone is horrified but also soooo happy for them and chris is ecstatic because he was so sick of eddie and buck being ridiculous about each other he pulled a hail mary and asked santa. now we've got the magic of christmas which brought chris his mom back and his buck back making his family complete. and then we go into winter hiatus with one spectacular kiss and no conversation which would be delicious anyways please and thank you
#the catholic jumped out#i fucking love christmas#the most magical time of the year#i would sell my kidney for buddie anniversary on christmas#buddie#bonus points if they make out at a christmas party and buck is dressed up like buddy the elf#also crucially chris does not believe in Santa#hence the Hail Mary#he’s sick of this shit
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anton attempting to come off as not snippy #challengefailed
#if this show gets cancelled I will scream#the feeling seen to second hand embarrassment ratio is so perfect from this show
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Can they PLEASE offer kitchen appliances in 8 glamorous colors to choose from again
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#not everyday#with certain coworkers yes#if my best friend is working then no I’m happy to go#cause if anyone says stupid shit around him he shuts it down#like as much as it pains me to say#that’s my emotional support guard dog straight white man#he sat me down one time and said if it bothered me he would stop it but he gets frustrated when people say shit and I don’t defend myself#as someone with older sisters I can only imagine this is what having an older brother is like#he’s calls me a dumb motherfucker every minute but the second someone else takes a tone with me he rips their head off#it’s lovely
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maybe the minor heart attack they gave buck is what caused the pulmonary embolism...
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everyone hold my hand for the Buck Saying Hes Bisexual Out Loud prayer circle. and we arent going to let go of each others hands until he says it ok?
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#rubinoff vodka#that was my first drink#my sisters are older though and they gave me sips of margs and wine to try when I was like 14?#but aside from sips#my first actual drink was vodka and it was bad#had some internal bleeding#thought it was my period#it was not
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please note the map here as the regions considered the south here are the places labled: deep south, upper south (missouri and illinois you’re basically the midwest but i’m letting it slide. parts of oklahoma can stay bc they have good bbq), mid atlantic south, lower appalachia (im sorry but not you ohio, i have to draw a line somewhere), gulf coast, acadiana, texas (actually just all of texas), and low country. the ozarks and other appalachian regions are in a weird gray area , florida is just florida and some of these areas are basically the north to me but im going for linguistic patterns and don’t feel like hashing out cultural regions that much)
tbh this poll is currently focused on region and to honestly get the most accurate results i’d need to do several follow-ups breaking down things like ethnicity, gender, class, age, etc. (for example AAVE/AAE and dialects influenced by it are more likely to say yall regardless of region as it can be considered a dialect, ethnolect, or sociolect so is not as regionally determined) but let’s see how this goes first. the research designer in me is suffering bc of how broad this is but i honestly doubt yall would wanna fill out a google form for an internet stranger with no IRB and is really only doing this out of curiosity.
as someone from the “deep south,” even when i mask my accent i still can’t imagine not using y’all regularly. i feel like the word has become more prevalent as it kinda fills a linguistic gap but i want some yummy yummy data. if i missed something or you would like to elaborate on your specific region pls feel free to explain

#im an outlier I think#northeast and o say yall because when I lived out west I was told I was rude for saying yous#like what do yous want#so I was told I had to say something else and I went with yall#and it stuck
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@bobbynashweek Day 1 - 4th August - Bobby & the 118 - Those are his monkeys, this is his circus
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periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.
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sorry, i can’t come. yeah, i’m watching top gun edits on tiktok again. yeah, before another full day of work tomorrow. yeah i’m unmarried but it’s so not my fault
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post-buddie getting together maddie referring to eddie as bucks straight boyfriend to torture buck
#buddie#she’s been through it with those two she deserves to heckle them#lovingly#she also deserves financial compensation for having to deal with buck post throat slashing talking about eddie and t*mmy again
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Since the 9-1-1 writers seem to be having trouble with it the last couple seasons, here are my suggestions for Hen storylines that don't involve the fact that her children are adopted:
Hen has to train a probie (or Eddie) and realizes that being really good at her job doesn't mean she's good at teaching it
Hen struggles with letting go of the captaincy because she realizes that Denny and Mara aren't going to be in grade school forever but she might never get the opportunity back. She decides she needs a hobby instead.
Hen becomes captain and struggles with being the boss of her friends when she has to order them to do something they don't want to do
Chimney becomes captain and Hen struggles with her friend being the boss of her because he has to order her to do something she doesn't want to do
Hen goes back to med school
Hen's mother has to move into assisted living
Hen joins a local concert band for fun and enrichment and starts playing the bassoon again
Hen gets involved in some HOA dispute and starts doing ridiculous things to her front yard out of spite (by which I mean brings Buck and Eddie over to landscape for her)
Hen finds the gay youth incomprehensible and has a moment about it
Mara gets a crush on a boy, and Hen and Karen have to call Buck and Maddie and ask them how boys work
Hen rebuilds Bobby like Frankenstein
Hen gets injured and her light duty is working at the academy. She gets to mentor other Black women who are joining the department and make sure they have a different experience than she did.
Hen ends up with a group of probie lesbian groupies and feels weird about the way they all idealize her
Karen loses her grant money but wait! There's something fishy going on here! Now Hen and Karen are the crime-solving couple.
This is just what I've come up with off the top of my head in the last 10 minutes btw. 9-1-1 writers please consider.
#you had me at 4h!!!#actually u had me before that#but as a 4h kid#obsessed#y’all don’t understand the 4h vibe#until you’ve got chickens peacocks bees turkeys and rabbits in the yard#can’t believe we never got pigs I was always begging for them#I told my girls I did competitive place setting and my oldest one was like yeah sure#well guess what#I took the girls to the fair last year and showed her them and I think that actually got me a few cool points back#my youngest wants to compete all her chickens#I am not bringing 7 chickens to the fair she’s out of her mind#anyways picture Karen and hen trying to train rabbits
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