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There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school. HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE. A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”

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cauliflower can be the clouds

broccoli are the trees

the egg yolk can be the sunshine

spinach can be the grass

everything is art if you look at it with creative eyes

i blog on my own terms

this is my world

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banger post ngl

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you guys are the real heroes

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me and my husband, ham to my cheese, are hosting a halloween party in a few days and we found this recipe for a gigantic snake calzone and im LOVING the results of everyone on the recipe page:

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I want to exist in a world where everything looks like this :p

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heye every one.

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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the two genders......... miku paisana & miku gaucho

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When I’m bored I paint arms onto VeggieTales screencaps

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Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

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I have this hc that sal is that one friend that asks to braid your hair whenever he's bored. It's his love language okay.

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Lisa is spanish so you KNOW she blasts certified hispanic mom cleaning classics and her dumbass sons love them

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reposting more things from my instagram !! I love this guy and his comically large cat