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tom walker ran a challenge for people to post vids of themselves watching his stream in the weirdest ways possible, and after all the 'turning the stream into ascii frame by frame and printing it out' and 'radioing it to a 1980s walkman' entries, this one took me out at the fucking knees

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What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

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They should a humanity that isnt depraved

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pro lifer blocked me on twitter for asking this but if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?

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If i worked in a grocery store id just be walking up to people like Hey man welcome to blueberries i hope you have a great time Id be wandering around welcoming people to tomato and green onion and theyd fire my ass because i also killed someone because i went crazy

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me when customers come to the gocey store I work at in their swimsuits (this implies they were just having fun at the beach)

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I'm so glad it's not just me

Frances Mabel Hollams (1877-1963). The Stable Door. Oil on panel.

Christie's

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all horses are gay

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my feet are enemies to each other, that is how they got curved like that

unbelievably whack look

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thinking about how my parents did everything in their power to hide 9/11 from me as a child to the point of taking away my TV and preventing me from going outside so when we went to a 1-year anniversary church service about it in 2002 i thought the pastor was recounting the story from scripture and was like wtf how did i not notice there were planes in bible times that's crazy and then i went and pissed all over the church bathroom floor to test if i had free will

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you're now named after the last thing you ate, is your new name good?

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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed