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saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??

saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.

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THE ROOM (2003) dir. Tommy Wiseau

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Bill Paxton as William Hudson Aliens (1986) dir. James Cameron

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HUGEE saw dump ive made from the past few months

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This is the best I have ever looked in my entire life

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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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THE WITCH (2015) dir. Robert Eggers

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BRIDE OF CHUCKY (1998) dir. Ronny Yu

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The truth...

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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I'm afraid I… may have made a mistake. I think there could be something wrong with Esther.

ORPHAN (2009) dir. Jaume Collet-Serra

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APARTMENT BLOCK 'B'