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Trans and nb people:

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happy autistic girl summer to those who celebrate

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That's a Ratio of 100,000.000000000999990000000009999900000000099999 etc etc toys per puppy.

If we assume an average dog toy mass of 200g then each Dog has a total of Twenty Metric Tons of toys.

With( 1x10^16 )-1 Good puppers that's a total that rounds to 2x10^17 Tons of Dog toys.

2 hundred Quadrillion Tons of Dog Toys.

The Earth Weights approximately Six Sextillion Tons.

2x10^17/6x10^21 = 3.33x10^-5

Which means the planet is 0.0333% dog toy......

I'll be honest I kinda did all this maths to say HAHA all you cute puppies will be crushed to death under the weight of gravity from their own toys but it turns out they won't be. Well played.

Wellcome to pupppy dog planet. population 99999999999999 baby puppies and 9999999999999999999 toys for baby puppies

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For me ! Aw You shouldn't have

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

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Spot the difference puzzle. Extra hard impossible challenge!

Can you find any differences ?

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Mysterious hags with occult knowledge that is legally mandatory to be emparted upon the youth like : "you won't always have access to runic spell construction tables in the real world."

And then the Youth Declare "Nay, for we shall ! We have an orb in our pockets." Failing to grasp that the equations are not the point. But rather the *ability* to learn is.

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TEXAN CONFRONTS GOP OVER ANTI-TRANS LEGISLATION

FUCKING THIS.

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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Hey, look! I wrote a book!

Hey, folks! I'm launching a Kickstarter, on June 15th, for my new book, Martial Artistry! It's a book designed to be compatible with any 5e games, including D&D24, Tales of the Valiant, and the system it was originally designed for Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition!

What's inside? Lots of options for you and your players!

Four new Heritages, three new Cultures, and two new Backgrounds! These new heritages are designed from the start to be options for both Fantasy and Sci-Fantasy character options.

Four new Classes (with two Stretch Goal Classes!) The Champion, the Gunslinger, the Sentinel, and the Warcaster are already in the book. The Blackguard and Swordmage are the Stretch Goals. Each has 4 archetypes to start.

Ten new Archetypes for existing classes! Whether it's a Herald that swears the oath of the Warbringer, or an Eco-Terrorist Druid, these archetypes will add some interesting options for your table!

Twelve new Martial Traditions! With 16 new combat maneuvers in each of the new traditions, that's a lot of combat customization!

New Combat, Social, and Reward Systems! The new Mass Combat structure will make things easy to handle when you flip between the scales of personal and army level conflicts and allow your player characters to take important roles within it. The Social Combat structure gives an option to put realistic limits on how much pressure your players can put on NPCs before talking things out is no longer an option. And with the Fealty system, you can provide your players with connections to the game-world and a reference that lets them show you what they want as rewards while leveling up!

More options than you can shake a long sword at! A firearms revamp to bring them in line with other weapons damage ranges while still being a good option, new weapon traits, new armor options, magical banners, alternate class features for strong rogues and heralds without spellcasting, a simple injury system, martial knacks, combat synergies, so many options to better customize your characters! There's even Assistive weapons and combat wheelchair options for your players of disabled characters, whether permanent or only temporary thanks to the injury system!

So sign up for the Backerkit, now, pledge on day 1, and feel free to ask me anything!

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who said that

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my utopia

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Tried to join in only to realise....I already signed it and forgot.

This petition is almost to 100,000 signatures but the signatures have slowed down a bit. The deadline is July 28th. If you’re a uk citizen, sign it. If not, share it with a friend or mutual who is!

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crossposting here bc this tactic needs to spread like wildfire

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More flannel pride flags!

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