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I just think you should know that when I first saw this I misread Eiden in my head as Eisen and forgot that that is not how the name Aizen is spelled

So long story short I was then imagining the consequences of forcefemming this mfer

All according to plan

eiden should try estrogen. she doesn't even need to choose this because two of her boyfriends keep giving her suspicious tea. kuya and rei should team up to forcefem her

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Sale ! everything must go !

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I think we need to appreciate this part of Brennan Lee Mulligan's WIRED interview a lot more:

"The evangelical right in this country needs to manufacture outrage to hold onto its voting block. [The satanic panic about DnD] was arbitrary, as the targets of their outrage always are. Fight the power."

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Same here but with Wasps

I saw some post recently that was like "if your one of those people who likes bees but hates wasps fuk u" and going on about how they are important

And I'm just like

I don't hate them because I think their not important

I hate them because when I was a child a Wasp landed on my neck and immediately stung me causing me to drop my apple juice

And if I'm ever trying to have a Cream tea with scones in autumn they come crawling out of the woodwork to harass me

And if you kill one they release a Stupid Pheromone that tells more wasps to come and investigate and be aggressive !!!

They are scary and unpleasant, stop tryna make me feel bad about my Spheksophobia. (Fear of wasps )

Every Late summer and early Autumn they get kicked out of the nest and are all hungry so they start going after sweet things but that isn't my problem ! And the worst part is that they don't even survive the winter anyway....the eomes that get kicked out will die. So they aren't just Harassing me for my Jam and Cream for a reason. They are already doomed. They are going to die either way...gaaaaghdbsbrgsjnsdbrhidcbtbeuskzbdbsjxjxbdhsjxjdbdhskcnfhejwi🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Sorry about that needed a rant and this was the perfect catalyst

man everythings so black n white rn like for example i fucking really dislike bugs they freak me out generally specifically mosquitoes. i cant post this without a buncha people like But buugs arw so important to the environment. and thats true they are. i know that without skeeters a buncha animules wouldnt have enough food and it would fuck everything up. but i still hate em. i know theyre necessary doesnt mean i like them.

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tranquilizer dart filled with estrogen

reblog if you agree

disclaimer: reblogging will also add you to the target list :3

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I do thank you for this.

It's an appreciable sentiment to know that no matter how fuzzy the memories are and even if it was just my backstory I really did get revenge on those bastards.

I should probably mention that I am a fictive yes but originally I was actually a DnD character.

And by "those Bastards" let's just say I mean my character backstory parents

I'm not sure if I miss Eberron. But I sure as the nine hells miss my druidic powers. Not having wildshape anymore is mildly disappointing.

- K (Lokag )

your exomemories are real and valid because you remember them, please never forget this.

it doesn't matter what reality they happened in. what matters is that you remember them, and you are entirely valid for that.

you are not being dramatic, fantastical, and so on.

please, remember this and i hope a great day finds you soon.

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Just because I see a lot of people using swears for LLM but that loop in robots too yk ?

We out here catching strays /j

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the author's bare long

the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

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This is actually a brilliant idea and I will have to try it

If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!

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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

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Sorry guy's, I'm off leading in the second punic wars. Maybe come over to my house for dinner another time ?

The concept of hannibal is so fucking funny to me I cant get over it. Like hmm we need to find out whos doing all these crimes. Now let me go to my friend Haggravated Lassault's house

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I think we will be fine lol

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I'll get the Garlick sauce 🧄 and Red wine 🍷

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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To anyone who understands this meme I made

I love you

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This is not helping the case for what Narancia thought they were doing here /j

Mista's sex pistol (sorry)