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Mentally I'm here, but physically I'm on the desert planet known as Arrakis, doing so much of the spice Melange that I'm astral-projecting and folding space.

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Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

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Improbable Compatibility Store / Patreon

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it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

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this is what listening to Blue Öyster Cult feels like

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cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)

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babygirl you are awkward and do not understand social cues

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stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

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penis? fart

my Simpson? Bart

Rollin up to the carnival with joy in my heart

getting dizzy on the rides and getting scared at the art

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wtf i just saw slender man looking through my fridge farting his ass off real loud

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Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

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Stone faced and barely moving in the club.