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Wamapoke wedding in Parks and Recreation, by Newspaper Rock

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one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

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MARELLA'S 12TH TUMBLR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION @noah-price requested: Ben Wyatt or Leslie Knope

You know, nerd culture is mainstream now. So when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.

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can’t believe biden didn’t endorse leslie knope

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Sometimes I think about the fact that there was a whole episode of parks and rec where Ben and Leslie had to miss his birthday party so she could filibuster the city council meeting to protect voting rights in Pawnee

And instead of doing what most shows would do and making the central conflict a whole thing about Ben being mad about having to miss his party and Leslie having to make it up to him etc - he literally never even thinks to question her on it and is in complete agreement with her that protecting voting rights is more important than a bday party and has to be their top priority no matter how inconvenient it is for them (plus he also spends most of the filibuster drooling over how hot and generally awesome his wife is filibustering in her roller skates)

It’s just so refreshing to see a show’s main couple be so supportive of each other and on the same page rather than creating pointless conflicts where they’re both irrationally mad at each other over nothing - its not like they never have disagreements or anything but it’s always Leslie and Ben against the world on this show and I’ll always love that

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doctors: you have eleven minutes and forty three seconds left to live

me:

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You know, there’s fast food hamburgers.

There’s fast food Mexican.

There’s fast food Chinese.

Blah blah blah.

Have you ever wondered why there isn’t a fast food option for

Italian food?

What about pizza? Pizza? Never heard of it.

That’s what people will be saying in 20 years, because pizza is old news, Chris.

Pizza is your grandfather’s calzone.

What I’m talking about is a portable, delicious meal, that is it’s own container.

It’s a whole new spin on Italian fast casual dining.

And you of all people will like this:

I’m gonna use low-fat ingredients.

Game-changer.

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery

“The Low-cal Calzone Zone.”

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Parks and Recreation All Along

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Ben Wyatt the sitcom character ever. He became mayor of his town at 18 and bankrupt it making a winter sports complex. He’s terrified of cops. “Who hasn’t had gay thoughts.” He’s played by Adam Scott. He has a rollerskating kink. He writes Star Trek slashfic. He loves calzones. His knee jerk, subconscious reaction to someone calling Leslie a bitch was to punch him in the face. He buckled in his briefcase. Even he’s dancing. He named his calculator. He thought the idea of Leslie being a dictator was hot. He makes claymation. He’s like a milf. He made a board game. He’s a human disaster.

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PARKS AND RECREATION | 4.04

Bonus:

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Just started season 3 of parks and rec

Ben is already my favorite and I head canon him as demiromantic bisexual because I’m just like that idk man

I miss Marc tho :(((

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.

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Goober

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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

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