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I find it so funny that having Pike wear a black undershirt with the green wrap shirt implies that, it is the proper way to wear the uniform and that Kirk is wearing it like that for slut whore reasons

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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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Being in any fandom:

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body paintings by Karen Turner

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Imagine living in a country in which people don't greet each other with kisses?? You expect me to nod at them and just say "hi"? Why do y'all hate living and love so much? Barbaric behaviour

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do you guys remember when she was my kind of boy. and he was her kind of girl.

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Konosuke Takeshita wins the 2025 G1!

He plans to challenge ZSJ before Wrestle Kingdom so he can walk into WK20 as the champion rather then as a challenger.

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Konosuke Takeshita Crying After Winning G1 Climax 35

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i distinctly remember the first time i went to a holiday inn free breakfast bar while on a family trip to the border and i got so fucking upset and confused that the food looked like this 💀

the distressed mexican parents of a melting down undiagnosed autistic 8-ish year old: don't worry white american breakfast food isn't real and cant hurt you

white american breakfast food:

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i love the mountain goats songs where there's a quick aside about how much this guy's stepdad sucks

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At All In, all I wanted was to win the Casino Gauntlet so I could face my girlfriend Toni Storm for the AEW Women's World Championship. But you hit me with the O Face and you broke my hand. You took my title shot. Now I will take your title. Whether you are AEW World Champion or not, it will be you and Mina for ROH Women's World Championship. — Mina Shirakawa's message for Athena

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this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

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MAMA [Brisbane II, 14.03.23]

If you could coddle the infection They can amputate at once

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