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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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I HATE THE ONION

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I like to think that the Golden tooth is venomous. He lost the other one in some sort of accident

Hc that striker doesn’t have a golden tooth, he just doesn’t brush it

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Moxxie: You gonna finish that fucking sentence, partner?

Striker: Vermin!

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Some of my favorite Striker screenshots!

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So if Steve’s “hide completely behind the shield” move makes him a freedom turtle...

does that mean Sam’s shield/wing combo make him the justice tortoise?

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Well, Bo managed to lose it at some point after Sabine willingly gave it to her. If she was going to get it back, she would have to earn it and fight for it. 

I can dig it.

wait.

didn’t sabine just like hand over the darksaber to bo-katan? 

no dramatic fight over it?

why was she acting so off about it when din was channeling his best jon snow ‘i don’t want it’

gideon was just wanting the drama. i get him. but bo? what? 

i am confused

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🚨 If you live in NV, GA, or NC you can cure your ballot from a mistake that caused it to be rejected! And these links will teach you how to help others do that in your state! The first virtual training start in the afternoon of 11/4.

Proud of everyone for hanging in there. Let’s check our ballots and maybe literally for our i’s and cross our t’s now.

💜🗳

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REBLOG

REBLOG

REBLOG

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So, the Artemis Fowl movie dropped this morning.... and I have an awesome story

When I was in fourth grade, a girl named Deidre from Ireland moved to my town, and was put into my homeroom. She was quieter, and some students made fun of her accent, so my best friend and I kind of took her in. 

We absolutely LOVED fairies, and she started shared all kinds of fairy stories with us from Irish folklore. During DEAR time, we started going to the library and reading Artemis Fowl together, and she would read the dialogue in her Irish accent. 

I moved, and we didn’t have phones at the time and fell out of contct. I hadn’t heard from her for years.

Until today.

Today, when I got a call at 11:00 in the morning, and picked up to the sound of a very angry Irish voice.

“Hi Katie this is Deidre I don’t know if you remember me but we read Artemis Fowl together and I watched the movie this morning and–”

Essentially, went on to let out the Irish slang of exploitives I have ever heard about this film adaptation. Some of which were in Gaelic.

So yeah. Needless to say I died laughing.

I was like “of course I remember you Deirdre”, and we exchanged numbers and laughed about this bizarre way of reconnecitng. She literally googled my name to find my number.

Long story short, the terrible Artemis Fowl movie led to an unexpected call from an old Irish friend. 

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“why are you reading/watching/listening to the same thing again, you’ve already seen it before”

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Let’s just appreciate Rick O’Connell for a moment

A man that was actually loyal and was so in love with his wife

A man who was almost always done with everyone’s shit

Literally everyone

Truly a man after my heart

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Tattoos were used for the sole purpose of identifying the different tribes in different countries in Africa, Samoa, India, China, Philippines, and several other places. Then here comes the colonizers with white Jesus claiming it was barbaric.

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he can’t keep getting away with it