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it is once again... binturong appreciation hour

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I need every public place to have detailed descriptions of the entire place + how to behave and what behavior is acceptable or not and i need it all as straightforward as humanly possible

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‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

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Hear me out

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love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

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Guess what day it is!

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jessica really said “god forbid women do anything” and doomed an entire people to war by installing her twink son as a false prophet by stealing her cult’s 10,000 year old breeding program propaganda

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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Once upon a time…

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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

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Today's bird is this kea!

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capybara