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Remember children—this tactic is really annoying to the police, so YOU SHOULD NOT become floppy—it’s frustrating to them and makes them look bad and is a waste of resources and no one wants that…

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Keeping you in check (Uh), keeping you obsessed (Uh) Play me on repeat, 끝없이 in your head Anytime it hurts, play another verse I can be your sanctuary

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025) dr. Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans

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Girl. You put a secret camera in your kitchen for like 8 months for a bit with your secret spouse. Come on now.

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I'm in the mood for my notifs to be turbofucked again. have at it kids

(part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5)

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guess who just watched KPop Demon Hunters

(part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6)

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hey would you like to see a normal house for sale in ontario ? :) :)

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parents were amazed how well the dogs walked on leash so in case this trick is more uncommon than I thought here’s my training technique

If a dog pulls on the leash just stop and stand there

that’s it that’s the trick you become a seat belt it works real fast. Start walking again if they stop pulling & even better if you wait until they look at you first (sometimes u might have to call them back to stop pulling if they are a bit dumb)

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The Spaniards are always talking about how they don't have to apologize for colonization because they brought civilization here and it's their fucking fault Mexico city is simultaneously flooded every year and also doesn't have water because their ignorant asses didn't understand how the water infrastructure worked.

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A little pigeon loafing on a loaf 🥰🐦💕

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said this as part of a larger point in a reblog but I'm gonna make it its own post:

humans have the right to do things that are mildly bad for us sometimes.

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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Just Fenris.

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Hey man I’m just happy to be in this dark and scary woods with you

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Kibori Nicola, Big Plump Pigeon

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Anna Boberg (Swedish, 1864-1935) - Sunlight and Showers (ca. 1912)

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fuck me i guess 🥰