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i jus' found out thar's everythin'

i just found out there's everything

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askin' "ahoy be it fine if I smoke in here" 'n afore ye're able t' answer I've already set up a full rack o' salmon o'er a fire in yer cabin

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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wha' if yer body says 'put the amulet back on

“listen to your body” what if my body says do whatever you want all the time

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misreadin' the vibes be me specialty

misreading the vibes is my specialty

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'n it’s all mine! I owns all o' the 7 seas

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how does it feel to be a gay icon of 2025

Awesome.

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Ye know.. ye be mighty useful, ocean.

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Awesome.

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WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird 'n confusin', but one o' the few solid rules o' the discipline be keep yer promises. Time be a library, 'n ye don't wants t' meet the librarian.

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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once ye start sayin' blisterin' barnacles ye can ne'er go back

once you start saying yippee you can never go back

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As the straightest scallywag down here, I be mighty proud.

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reblog t' blow up a transphobe

reblog to blow up a transphobe

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"live every day like it's yer last": scary. weirdly forebodin'. nah a good thought process if ye get anxious easily. stressful. so much pressure dat it loops back around t' makin' ye do naught."live every day like it's yer FIRST": everythin' becomes fascinatin'. renews the excitement o' discoverin' things fer the first time again. makes ye feel like explorin' stuff.

"live every day like it's your last": scary. weirdly foreboding. not a good thought process if you get anxious easily. stressful. so much pressure that it loops back around to making you do nothing. "live every day like it's your FIRST": everything becomes fascinating. renews the excitement of discovering things for the first time again. makes you feel like exploring stuff. #mywisdom

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He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a rum drink (bonus action) he drinks a ale drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

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I hope ye get 100 doubloons. I wants everyone readin' dis t' get 100 doubloons

I hope you get 100 dollars. I want everyone reading this to get 100 dollars

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Shampoo does nah taste how ye would reckon it tastes

Shampoo does not taste how you would think it tastes

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sometimes ye jus' needs t' say wha' the actual fuck 'n move on

sometimes you just need to say what the actual fuck and move on

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Gay as Davy Jones' locker

my wet lump

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Meow

Habemus Papam

Robert Prevost is the new pope Leo