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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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Strawpage request: "MegaStar or MegaOP" ---

sorry if you were hoping for something specific lmao 😭

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>:(

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sorry guys. have to reconstruct my personality around The Character. hope you understand. *my bones crack and twist in unnatural ways and my rips splay open like the hood of a cobra while my whole body makes odd squelching sounds*

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"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too

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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS

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can something good and pleasant happen to me now please

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You know who you are.

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coat shedding

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embraced by mama's serpentine neck...

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propaganda!!

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Seems a bit familiar?

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Uncle snotlout is REAL and CANON

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so grateful that race to the edge didnt shy away from violence and the gritty life stuff that comes with being a viking. like yeah! people were branded, killed, threatened, the dragons all had chances of being killed and sold off and the show didnt flinch from that! and i feel thats pretty rare for a kids show nowadays. like yeah the villains were genuinely trying to murder this group of eighteen year olds. what more could you want

anyways just rewatching rtte and appreciating it 🫶