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I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year

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Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

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I've just received every toy

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"rap isn't real music" "rap is too sexual and violent" I beg you tell me if you've ever listened to folk/traditional. Or opera. Or music hall. Do you actually know anything about music history. Or is it only a problem when rap does it.

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anyway. onto better things

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when cats put their ears back they become cursors

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rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

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I wish I could find my other post about it, but white people, rich people, on and on, need to sit in their feelings of guilt more often. Seeing poor people of color beg for help makes you feel Nasty? Good. Do something about it. Pay them, help them. Seeing posts about Palestine and Congo and Sudan make you feel guilty? Good! Do something about it! Donate to an evacuation fund, buy an e-sim, do something real and concrete. Use your guilt and shame and do something positive with it instead of making posts shaming the poorest and most desperate of us for not pleading for help nice enough.

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What a beautiful day to love, appreciate, and uplift disabled Black women <3

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any relationship that involves a queer person is queer 👍 yes this includes m/f relationships 👍 yes this includes bi women dating straight men 👍 throw your biphobia directly in the trash 👍

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if someone was willing to give you $1000, but you had to engage in an awkward email correspondence with them first, would you do it?

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Woag what a cool post you (Tilly) made!

I am the loveliest girl in the whole entire world and I deserve every good thing and every bit of joy present throughout the whole universe

signed Tilly (me)

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the crazy thing about systemic oppression is that it actually doesn’t require the active conscious participation by millions of random individuals all spontaneously deciding to be bigoted for oppression to work

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the “cannibalism is inherently sexual and about love and so hot” crowd somehow turns out to be very put off when a rap song has the word pussy in it

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hey so two people in a row on my dash just commented that trying to open the new communities popup on tumblr mobile(?) brings up major flashing lights, so please please PLEASE take caution doing so. i don't like asking people to reblog stuff but please reblog this or make your own post about this to tell people about this because this could seriously hurt someone