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kangaroos are like what if a scary muscle man occupied the ecological niche for deer
well I wouldn't like that very much. is what
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Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:
“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”
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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
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H! R! T! T! O!!! G-O!!!!!
You! can! take! testo—sterone!
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i can not get over how perfectly he landed. how did he do this
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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year
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A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.
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A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.
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Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:
A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs
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The op turned off reblogs but I needed to share this so bad. It’s music summer
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i don't get passenger princesses i get passenger psychologists. picked someone up today and ten minutes into our journey they asked me do you get angry when you're scared and i was like uh i guess yeah why and they were like because you're driving this car like you wish it could feel pain.
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Hey, just so anyone whose mind isn't rotted by video essayists knows: The anti-LGBT film Lady Ballers produced by the Daily Wire was supposed to be a documentary. The original plan behind the film was that they were going to actually get a bunch of men to dress in drag and enter into women's sports, then record the results.
However, the barrier of entry for trans women to qualify for admission into women's sports proved to be prohibitively high, and they couldn't find any men willing to go the extra mile in undergoing hormone therapy and transitioning to the point they met the criteria for admission.
The Daily Wire accidentally disproved and discredited the entire concept of "men in women's sports", and were forced to turn the film into a shitty piece of comedy fiction instead.
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when i was 14 i came out to a highschool teacher as transgender and i believe i was the first transgender person he ever talked to, and i suppose he panicked, because all he did was say "i think you should listen to little lion man by mumford and sons," and i did, and it changed my 14 year old mind, but i am still unsure what his intended message. he was cool with me being transgender though.
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