pissdrinkerpiko

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People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.

Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.

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objectum people on reddit be like "me (24M) and my girlfriend (1998 iMac G3)-"

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it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

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your art is breath taking, I like how it replicates that style of the early 2000s VNs!

THANK YOU SO MUCH :D

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i don’t know how to explain this other than i get made fun of in the discord server for liking robots a little too much

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tumblr stop recommending me unrebloggable posts. Do you know how sad I got cuz I realized I couldn't reblog this

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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collab with a discord friend on magma!!

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hey so am i the only one who thinks that 'date everything' game isn't objectum in the slightest. like c'mon girls they're literally Humans.

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Why did Tumblr decide that I like older women

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You're a traveler who stumbles upon a hidden society that appears to be a true utopia. No crime, no oppression, no poverty, only peace, and joy. The people are genuinely kind. And yet you can’t shake the feeling that something must be wrong. The twist? There is no catch. It really is a utopia.

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if i was a fictional character woukd you guys write fucked up angst fanfic about me yes or no

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2020s-era "kinnies" start shaking and trembling when a real honest-to-god fictionkin walks in the room

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once a week the lab they create youtubers in will generate a new committee-reviewed person to put on my homepage and I will sometimes click on the video because I am interested in seeing where the average subculture person is with respects to, well, subculture. the dark truth that this person is scandalized by is the fact that the artist works on eroge.