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oh you just KNOW he鈥檚 the worst kind of sorry sir 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Age 31 pretending to be asleep in the back off the car so my crusty & dead as fuck grandparents carry me inside
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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.聽 it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
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she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama
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Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine // S06E01: A Time to Stand
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NEED馃憦THAT馃憦MAN馃憦PREGNANT GROUP THREE *FINALS


PROPAGANDA:
[Quark]
"you know why."
[Garak]
"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."
#alright. i voted garak in previous polls for the bit#but search your feelings. you know who the winner is#馃敟RISE UP MY QUARK WARRIORS!!! RISE!!!!!! 馃敟
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