pissfaggit
pissfaggit
Please, Cum Into My Office 🌚
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24 | he/him | worf girl forever #team worf #ifworfdiesiriot | @little-amber-bottle main VIC FONTAINE HATERS DNI
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pissfaggit · 16 hours ago
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pissfaggit · 1 day ago
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you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000
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pissfaggit · 1 day ago
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pissfaggit · 2 days ago
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They used to beat me with pool noodles
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pissfaggit · 2 days ago
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I used to beat other kids with pool noodles
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pissfaggit · 2 days ago
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oh you just KNOW he’s the worst kind of sorry sir 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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pissfaggit · 2 days ago
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Age 31 pretending to be asleep in the back off the car so my crusty & dead as fuck grandparents carry me inside
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pissfaggit · 4 days ago
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pissfaggit · 4 days ago
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pissfaggit · 5 days ago
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pissfaggit · 5 days ago
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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
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pissfaggit · 6 days ago
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pissfaggit · 6 days ago
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she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama
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pissfaggit · 6 days ago
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pissfaggit · 7 days ago
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Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards
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pissfaggit · 8 days ago
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine // S06E01: A Time to Stand
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pissfaggit · 8 days ago
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP THREE *FINALS
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PROPAGANDA:
[Quark]
"you know why."
[Garak]
"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."
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