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Anyone missing a heavy stone/concrete Dalek?

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First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

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>i sit on a throne and people come up to me one by one displaying different items

>with each item i yell out "yonic" or "phallic" and then wave them away to a door to the left or right of me (depending on whether its yonic or phallic)

>guy comes up with an item thats too difficult to label as yonic or phalic

>i pull a lever to the right of me that opens a trap door under his feet sending him to fall miles down to his death as we are in my floating cloud castle

>categorizing continues as normal

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Pulling up to another day on the job as creep #2 at the sexualising old men factory

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Some of you haven't been to the darkest depths of ao3 and it shows

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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my haircut makes me look like a girl but that’s okay i already looked like a girl And also every guy in the 60s had these bangs so.

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if u pay attention there are themes and motifs on my blog

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I need to fight god

I think I've trained myself to slow all the functions of my body down to the point where I get rest without actually sleeping. that's right folks I genuinely do not need to sleep anymore I've beat the system

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it's 2 AM and I'm watching a deep dive youtube essay about ke$ha

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remember that time we got new ryan ross photos in 2023. he should do that again

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Eurostepped the cereal box into the trash can past my long suffering wife. Her gaze was despondent in a terribly familiar way. No matter, I absolutely cooked the hag - straight to the G League for my stupid life partner.

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