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check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

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indeed

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Archeosky was having fun with this

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libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason

if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.

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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

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breakfast from when before i eated it

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🔴can you help me 🇵🇸🍉

This is my home Which was destroyed by the accursed occupation yesterday I'm not sad about the stones I'm sad about the memories I hope this damned war ends 💔💔😔 🍉🇵🇸

vetted by @90-ghost

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what is it with tiktok tradwives and the worst cooking known to mankind? like where in the bible does it say that it's a cardinal sin to season your food?

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.

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did trilobites walked among flowering plants

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still not over the stephen colbert thing, the way they're punishing him so much by not only essentially firing him but cancelling the show he loves in its entirety, which means also punishing all 200 people who work for and with him on the show.

it is setting an example. it's saying, "this is what happens when you speak truth to power. we will not only punish you. we'll punish the people around you that you've led and loved. is it worth it now, stephen? would it be worth it, other late night talk show hosts? if you don't keep quiet, we will quiet you". the other late night talk show hosts are not all under paramount (iirc, it's just the daily show), but this sets a precedent that tells them they are all vulnerable.

"it's not a big deal" idk man it really seems like it is

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in dragon age origins you can sell a child’s soul to a demon in exchange for the love of one of your companions which will give you a +20 approval bump with them, an amount of approval which you can also get in dragon age origins by giving the companion 4 sugar cakes. it just doesn’t seem like a good deal.

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I know this is a weevil wizard gimmick blog but I’m violently autistic about bugs so here are pictures of my favorite type of weevil (other than you obviously) the giraffe weevil!

A lovely weevil indeed! However one of my ex wives was a giraffe weevil so I have some mixed feelings. She always peered over my hat to decipher my top-secret weevil spells when I was working on them