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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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more like suckcockrates but I've said this elsewhere

Hienrich Cornelius Agrippa Deez Nuts, of course

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now draw her utterly humiliated with lifeless eyes wearing suspenders and a mailbag and a postboy cap

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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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Tw (pranking):

Keep reading

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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

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do you think sisyphus and the boulder ever explored each other's bodies?

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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments

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it's called the switch 2 because you see the price and switch to a better hobby

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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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