if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
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s h e
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Ive been trying to catch the cybunny drop on GC for hours and im so defeated and sad
I just wanted bunny :(
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literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass
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I feel the need to share this because it’s absolutely deranged and also 10000% accurate
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Girl help i had tequila too fast and just wanna talk about brandon rogers cinematic universe girl HELP
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that anders discourse post is so funny. i was on tumblr at 21 years old, discoursing abt anders, now im almost 30 and a new generation of 21 year olds is on tumblr discoursing abt anders. godspeed.
and so the world remains in balance
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Declaring bankruptcy after buying 1 sandwich and 2 books
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Friendly reminder to not punish yourself for creating.
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look here's the thing:
"hey there demons, it's me, ya boi" "i've connected the dots/ you didn't connect shit" "rock n roll buckaroo!" "we're here for the cult stuff, we saw an ad on craigslist" "(wheeze)"
those Iconic Quotes? all from buzzfeed unsolved!! when has watcher/ghost files, with their stylized graphics and higher production value, ever churned out this kind of banter!!
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Irl dental ranting under the cut
cw tw for like body, tooth, dentist stuff
So I finally got into the dentist yesterday for my loose crown and the whole thing was rotten and slightly infected underneath she literally just took a paper towel and pulled out over half the tooth with the crown
And I have to find somewhere else to finish the extraction? It is March 19th and everywhere around me is booked until late September what the fuck do I do with that?!
A friend looked up and found a community health center that might be able to help but im so discouraged by the whole thing I want to curl up into a ball and cry
I never wanted this crown I was told I was too young to have a tooth extracted when I had the original root canal even though I never wanted all this I just wanted it fucking gone and now the ultimate solution after years of hating it is to find a specialist to extract it
Not only is it sore and recovering from infection and the meds are making me exhausted I have a BURNING anger of I told you so and I know my fucking body why did no one listen to me
This was my first time using work insurance so let's just hope things will work out bc the cost of everything alone makes me spiral (thanks to past trauma with originally getting the crown funny enough)
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dude did you seriously just put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up?
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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online
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