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aioli is such a fabulous word it's not every day you see vowels doing so much legwork
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Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this
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dragon made out of text in mspaint
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This is one thing of embroidery thread ;-;
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it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component
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it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"
#i find 9/11 jokes really funny but i feel like i'm not allowed to bc i'm canadian#are canadians allowed to make 9/11 jokes?#/lh
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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗
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Please donate to this campaign so we can live safely.
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jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌
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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
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If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸
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I hope every cop dies and goes to hell no matter what
#was watching a video about how cops aren’t your friend and they mentioned that there is ONE day this year that did not have a police killing#like jesus fucking christ#what is wrong with cops in general but especially american cops#my rambling
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