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“don’t eat honey because it exploits the bees and they can’t consent!!!” bees are literally unionized and will walk out if they don’t like being in the beekeeper’s hives

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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

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Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

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There were probably some medieval asexuals that were absolutely insufferable on their moral high horse about it. Like "this modesty shit easy - I haven't lusted over any man ever in my life and only fuck my husband out of duty from God and only so that we have children. I am so much better than any of you hoes."

And some other local goodwife would get sick of this and go "well obviously you don't have time for cock, Maergaret, since you're always too fucking busy choking on your own vanity and pride!" and have a smackfight that progresses into a full-on two-woman brawl in the town square. People gather around to watch this until a clergyman shows up to remind everyone that not only is this kind of brawl between good christians definitely a sin, it's also a sin for everyone who's watching to place bets on who's going to win.

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zinetober day 12....

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From our stacks: Detroit Public Library bookplate "Presented in memory of Albert Kahn"

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Lalalala

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u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

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This is your democracy?

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I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.

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A man in Stockholm really took that last bit to heart.

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HEY IF YOU ARE READING THIS DO ME A FAVOR

go into another room and pick up a random object and look at it!!

like really look at it!!!

SOMEONE designed that!!

a real life living person set time aside to design that

you will probably never know their name but you should thank them and all the other designers who make the mundane things in your life because otherwise life would be boring with out them

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Not gonna lie I’d play the hell out of this.

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god knew id be too powerful if I was socialized properly

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relationship goals

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Every Color of the Year for 2025 (So Far!)

Valspar Color of the Year 2025: Encore

HGTV Home by Sherwin-Williams Color of the Year 2025: Quietude

Dutch Boy Color of the Year 2025: Mapped Blue

WGSN Color of the Year: Future Dusk

Behr Color of the Year: Rumors