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If we didn’t have salad we’d be in the dirt. Like maggots.

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Anyways my favorite line in Wicked is when Glinda says “she died alone” in No One Mourns The Wicked. Because that’s not even true. She was murdered. Categorically someone was there.

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when I was born the doctor said to the trash chute with this one. I see type on phone big in her future. so be it. the masher it is

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We gotta gaslight more women!!

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Too many women in woke not enough women in stem

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watching the sopranos and why did nobody mention tobin bell being the military instructor LMFAOOOO

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defending jason grace online isn't enough i need a gun

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snoopy image of the day

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Just wait until the brothers hear about this.

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Percy: "WOAH Nico how were you able to convince your dad to help save Olympus?!"

Nico: ",,, it's a long story"

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I think the pirhana line in Saw 6 was supposed to foreshadow a pirhana trap but unfortunately it never came to fruition because after John died Hoffman forgot to feed the pet pirhanas in the saw house. Whoopsie! So he had to improvise.

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Cowboy Teddy Bear

Performed by Tim Hopkins

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Any day I get to touch a fish is a good day!

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*disinterested child actor in a Peanut’s movie voice* Wow Charlie Brown, you really angered the monolith this time.