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go whiteboy go

you sent me this literally while i was eating a mustard sandwich (sandwich that has nothing but mustard) so i feel like you knew somehow

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i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

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artists rendition of my first day of college

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I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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I love to make meth in the subway with what appear to be sugar packets

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That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

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It’s called bloodlust because you gotta make out with the blood

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phrasing of this is taking me out

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🙋

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My upstairs neighbors have officially gotten to the point where they're loud enough to wake me up. I'm happy homegirl is getting her back blown out but I wish both of them and that whole family would become severely allergic to movement. They're changing me. They're making me worse.

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Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

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who is doing it like him

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Someone free this man

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