pizzalover8969

[pizzalover8969]

YOU.

how you feel 'bout rats n racoons.

I think we should worship them

[pizzalover8969]

can i have a headpat

Yeah you can!

[pizzalover8969]

So if i invite you out for a pizza date, on my behalf ofcourse. Would you take the offer?

I may have hit my head too hard when i fell off my ladder, but is this about the headpats? I would totally say yes

[pizzalover8969]

-The door gets kicked (barely pushed) in, ebony raised high (as high as they can get, anyway...) over their head-

Who the FUCK IS IMPERSONATING ME IN DANTE'S ASK BOX?!

I'M MAD AT HIM BUT THE FUCK BRO I JUST WANT HIM TO SAY SORRY FOR SEEMING HAPPY I ALMOST GOT HURT AND NOT MISSING ME LIKE I MISSED HIM!

SHOW YOUR FACE YOU SONOVABITCH I STILL HAVE THIS GUN AND I MAYBE SORTA KNOW HOW TO USE IT! MOTHERFUCKER!

-🍬

BE CAREFUL WHERE YA POINT THAT THING! AND CANDY, I APOLOGIZE FOR MY RUDENESS. I WILL BE NICE. AND I HOPE YA AREN'T HURT

Now onto something else. There is a candy imposter that has sendt me an extremely racist ask, and this is a heads up for all of you. If you get sendt an offensive ask by someone claiming to be Candy, it's not candy

[pizzalover8969]

Nero, my favorite nephew, you should also listen TO Satanized, per aspera ad inferi, and Umbra.

Listen to Gojira too while you're at it

i feel like you’d like Ghost, specifically the song Kaisarion. maybe also their song Peacefield?

And maybe Rammstein. idk

Peacefield was immediately added to my main playlist lol. That opening took me by surprise but it was awesome.

Thanks for the suggestions!

[pizzalover8969]

What if i kiss you

Hm..you can kiss me on my cheek. Y'know what actually, kiss my hand

[pizzalover8969]

Anything for you Cheese

Dante do you give out headpats?

If ya ask nicely, yes.

[pizzalover8969]

Nuh uh, not if i draw you pregnant first

Dante do you give out headpats?

If ya ask nicely, yes.

[pizzalover8969]

You..you're alright, kinda like a plain cheese pizza with some added chili. Not my top pick, but not someone i am actively hating

Dante do you give out headpats?

If ya ask nicely, yes.

[pizzalover8969]

Dante do you give out headpats?

If ya ask nicely, yes.

[pizzalover8969]

Hold on a goddamn minute, moth adventure? What have you even been doing, is this something that i should be worried about or can i sleep tonight

So….

After last night’s adventures with the moths, I may have accidentally sparked some neighborhood rumors about there being a Fortuna cryptid.

I don’t know if this is absolutely hilarious or if I should be worried.

[pizzalover8969]

Spot on. Well i mean i'd say that it gets the job done, and it's economical

Danteeee, do you shave?

Do i look like i have the time or patience to do all that?

[pizzalover8969]

Smoking!? I thought that you don't endorse smoking or the use of cigarettes products!

Sh..only for commercial purposes. Ya see, i have special lungs. Probably a bad thing, but it makes me more immune to all the cancer shit

[pizzalover8969]

Danteeee, do you shave?

Do i look like i have the time or patience to do all that?

[pizzalover8969]

whos hottest, u or vergil?

Me, obviously

[pizzalover8969]

God, i could really go for a cigarette right now..

[pizzalover8969]

ya like jazz

-B

Euh, not my kind of style. I know Vergil loves some depressing jazz or whatever the hell ya call it