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pizzapartydad · 5 years
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This is going to be my senior quote
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The Story and Song from the Haunted Mansion, 1969
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pizzapartydad · 6 years
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me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace
me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building
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pizzapartydad · 6 years
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Been seeing this oldie being posted around! My body is ready for Fall.
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pizzapartydad · 6 years
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mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread
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pizzapartydad · 6 years
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late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves
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pizzapartydad · 6 years
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i love how safe it feels when you are only surrounded by women
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A mini comic agaaain
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pizzapartydad · 6 years
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my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob”
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pizzapartydad · 6 years
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happy halloween! here is a ghost duet
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pizzapartydad · 6 years
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I hate to be the one to break this to you, dude, but as a general rule, women don’t pretend to virulently hate men they’re secretly in love with as some sort of elaborate courtship ritual. That’s a trope we made up to justify why the male protagonist always gets the girl in the end even when it’s starkly at odds with prior characterisation. In real life, if she acts like she thinks you’re a creep, it’s because she thinks you’re a creep!
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Memorial Stitches on Instagram
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by Harriet Lee-Merrion‏
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‘Cuore Morte’
‘Tradition is the illusion of permanence’
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