pizzavorous-wolf
pizzavorous-wolf
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18+, side blog for random/fun posts/shitposting *main blog is @moonwich*
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pizzavorous-wolf · 11 hours ago
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pizzavorous-wolf · 5 days ago
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pizzavorous-wolf · 5 days ago
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pizzavorous-wolf · 5 days ago
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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually
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pizzavorous-wolf · 5 days ago
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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*
me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-
bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die
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pizzavorous-wolf · 5 days ago
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pizzavorous-wolf · 5 days ago
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I posted this on twitter and said 1 like = 1 egg to drop on Hans. and it got 1.3k likes. and i committed to the bit. And so, I gathered eggs, all in game with no cheats or anything like that (bc im on console)
So, here’s 1,457 eggs being dropped on hans
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Please, enjoy.
(had to speed up the clip in 2X speed as well. you can see it was quite slow).
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pizzavorous-wolf · 5 days ago
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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
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pizzavorous-wolf · 5 days ago
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in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.
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pizzavorous-wolf · 5 days ago
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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS
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pizzavorous-wolf · 5 days ago
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ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself
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