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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.
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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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Tracklist:
Sirius • Eye In The Sky • Children of the Moon • Gemini • Silence and I • You're Gonna Get Your Fingers Burned • Psychobabble • Mammagamma • Step by Step • Old and Wise
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#sirius eye in the sky and step by step#alan parsons fucks#games people play is probably my favorite song of theirs
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i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it
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am I sick in the head or is senechal varel kind of irresistible? feel free to comment
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i dont have time to blog tonight im busy. go watch american psycho
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DEVIL MAY CRY 4: Special Edition (2015) "We're the same… you and I."
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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle
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