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Me staring at my microwave as the silver kitchenware set I put into it begins happily dancing around & sparking

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My coworkers. Always tell me I look sad. Like that’s just my face I’m sorry I look so miserable (I am)

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I am literally so in love with my girlfriend it’s embarrassing I’m such a Libra sun Scorpio venus absolutely obsessed w her I will die and kill for her etc. It’s so nice to be w her like did y’all know you’re supposed to feel safe and comfortable when you’re around your partner and not like you’re about to get stabbed? It’s crazy. Has anyone tried this.

I was soooo deeply in denial that I was gay for so long n it’s just like such a tangible difference between the discomfort I felt around men who I did not feel any attraction towards who I just kept around bc I wanted attention like I felt gross as fuck for it they’re ugly and their vibes are RANCID!!!!! And the way I feel around my gf???? It’s like I’m home like everything is right in the world. Idk. I’m having a blast.

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Wendy Fairclough, Figs and Apples, cast lead crystal

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Some comments on a video of a female OB/GYN shaming the "husband stitch" where after giving birth, male doctors often stitch the vaginal tearing up more tight than it's supposed to be to make the woman's vagina "feel like a virgin," for the father, which is a very common thing they do to women without their consent, oftentimes after asking the father, who agrees to it, or just without mentioning it at all. Everytime I'm reminded of this practice i get the urge to be the new serial killer who targets male OB/GYNs. Men should not be doctors. I mean that

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Chimeric Labrador retriever (Canis lupus familiaris) [x]

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it's amazing to me how many women on radfem tumblr still don't understand that professions dominated by women are underpaid because it's performed by women. for example, the moment tech becomes a pink-collar female-dominated field is when the salaries will plummet and it'll be seen as a "dumb career for karens". it's the misogyny, stupid!

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A newly described burrowing frog, Synapturanus danta, from the Peruvian Amazon has a tapir-like snoot and resembles chocolate.

Photo by Germán Chávez.

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its actually funny how the horrors never stop.

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HELLO????

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Mommys gotta relapse now

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shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

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can’t imagine a more thankless existence than being a ‘sunscreen 5x daily even if you’re inside, straws give u wrinkles, slugging, 4 gallons of water daily minimum, botox at 23’ skin care freak

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