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ok I'm back. fuck u tumblr

I'm on a new blog tho go follow @planetsaturns or @chiimeramanticore if u wanna see my art

also I'm on twitter at @chimeramanticor go follow me there too :]

if it wasn't abundantly clear by now I think I'm like,,, done w tumblr lol

go follow me on twitter @shoveledknight it's been fun

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if it wasn't abundantly clear by now I think I'm like,,, done w tumblr lol

go follow me on twitter @shoveledknight it's been fun

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the what.

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im screaming

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Sing this to me so I know it’s real

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I’ve Got Batman in My Basement Batman: The Animated Series

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this is the funniest floor recipe I’ve found so far omg

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why does part of this original episode sound like a youtube poop

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Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

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me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

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didn’t feel like finishing this but anyways watch eizouken

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Butterfly & Tanuki

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this South Korean birthday ad for Jesus is… interesting