Here is the goggle doc on what to do! Even if you don’t need to live in New York, you can message the tourism board.
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oil is bad for the environment so to help save thw earth im going to burn these 15 barrels of oil
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Love/Death by Kuzushiro
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your twink fucking bit me
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It is morally correct to be horny on main.
If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.
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“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells
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tbt the time I called my boyfriend "loyal" and he thought I meant in the monogamous sense and was all "hun, I'm dating multiple other people"
I, of course, said "yeah, and you're deeply committed to all of them"
To which, naturally, he sputtered and said "shut!"
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i know this please help me
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RYAN GOSLING
"I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)
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@darael this is how I'm going to claim you found me for now on, except you couldn't release me because you got too attached
quite fun to imagine fairy circles less as "trickster gods kidnapping humans from the human realm" and more as "fae scientists capture-tag-and-releasing humans back into the wild, hoping to one day understand the behavior of this bizarre feral gremlin species that keeps getting lost and wandering into the Fae's backyard"
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They call me 007. 0 rizz 0 bitches 7 mental health diagnosises
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I don’t understand Godzilla Vs Kong.”who wins an alligator or a monkey” alligator every time. “What if they were both big” what if you had sense. You would see
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