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Deltarune is kind of cool and swag ☝️

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here are some drawings i drew on my phone this morning trying to explain to my friends how it looked when my cat got So spooked by me picking up a pillow in my bed at a regular speed right in front of her eyes not close to her at all she body slammed my open window's fly screen so hard it popped out and then fell out of my window in the most looney toones way possible.

we are on the first floor so she was fine it was barely a 1 foot drop. she did fall on her ass very ungracefully and immediately ran to the backyard door when i opened it and started meowing at me aggressively until i brought her back to my room. here is a picture of her right after i brought her back to my room and she jumped in her cat tree acting like nothing happened.

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there is no other home

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I have nothing against trans girl headcanon stuff where people are like "this character would dress and present exactly the same as they did pretransition" but its always applied to characters it absolutely would not apply to

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99% of online queer discourse enjoyers quit before they finally get people to care about transmascs identifying as lesbians by reinstigating online infighting about it again

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hello white transgender person. in front of you is a computer displaying a post by a trans person of color discussing racism within the trans community. you may either respond to the post or close the window and move on. if you choose to respond to the post, just know that if you say anything to the effect of "it's not that big a deal", the bomb i have placed under your chair will explode. good luck.

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Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

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Fave collection of Wreg yearning/smooching knights and generally loving dudes

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since the teens brought back scene fashion without bringing back skinny jeans they've reinvented L death note

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all of my interview with the vampire stuff

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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literally can't stop thinking about this

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What if Kris had a horrible realization at the end of the first chapter??

(just remembered I had a Tumblr, so I wanted to share one of my current favorite theories/head-canons :3)

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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Butch Comix Vol. 1