plague-cure

[plague-cure]

do you know that one gif meme where ppl put like. a jackhammer destroying the ground over their blorbos??? i just want to know if this is smth i dreamt up

i’m either chronically offline or this is a dream. either way it needs to be a thing

[plague-cure]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[plague-cure]

Drawing porn is hard but I'm harder

[plague-cure]

💛 HYPERION PRESENTS: NISHA KADAM™ PAPER DOLL 💛

“You don’t need friends when you can have non-existing Cowgirl!”

Ever wanted a cruel, “morally-questionable” Lawbringer from Pandora in your arms without the risk of being whipped? Say no more! Hyperion’s Advertising Department™ (totally not just some person from Tumblr) presents:

💛 NISHA KADAM™ PAPER DOLL! 💛

FEATURES INCLUDE:

• Judgmental Silence– She definitely won't tell anyone your weird secrets.

• Constant Stare of Disapproval– Because nothing says love like a dead-eyed stare.

• Combat-Ready!– Put her into a vaguely threatening pose! She might not shoot, but she’ll judge you hard enough that it feels like it.

• Emotional Support-ish! – Not certified. Not trained. Not real. But she’s here.

💛ONLY 5 ERIDIUM!💛 (Or just print her for free)

WARNING: Hyperion Corporation is not responsible for any paper cuts and psychological trauma caused by Nisha Paper doll ™.Paper Nisha may spontaneously insult your life choices. Deal with it.

[plague-cure]

Tales from the Borderlands - Rhys and Fiona Cut Dialogue.

Our sunrise is just around the corner.

[plague-cure]

I am violently homophobic, but i still love you regardless ☺️

Love wins ?

[plague-cure]

oh so you’re evil? Name every resident.

[plague-cure]

ABSOLUTELY LOVED season one and two and lee everett especially

[plague-cure]

sketches i wanted to clean up a bit digitally! reverse tftbl au bc i wanted to see fiona with an orangey echo eye :'-)

[plague-cure]

tftbl ep1 redraw :^)

[plague-cure]

me, covered in my blorbo’s blood after I wrote a fic about them

[plague-cure]

the phoenix incident (2015) is like this i think

[plague-cure]

BRIGHTER BUTTS FOR ALL

[plague-cure]

I PROMISE I WILL. FINISH IT

Fiona in Rhys clothes for @plague-cure fanfic!😋

[plague-cure]

[plague-cure]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[plague-cure]

get those abs off of him