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My barber-surgeon keeps diagnosing me with "Of a fey and fractious humor, prone to harmonies in anti-tune with the symphony of the empyreal clockwork, making one ill at ease with the well-wending of the exalted spheres." But i'm like 95% sure its pernicious river devils singing their dark hymns toward my liver on the new moon nights.

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Cults also not limited to just the US.

Cults are not just a white people thing. Especially in the US, predatory high control groups actively target disenfranchised people, especially immigrant populations who don't have the best grasp of English, and entered the country with a head full of American exceptionality propaganda.

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i think we need to start calling trans women eggs “ladies-in-waiting” and trans men eggs “squires.” no moral imperative to this, i just think the current queer parlance could use some medieval world building

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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

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this grave keeper edible aint shit

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If you want earnestness in art then sometimes it's going to be cringe and sometimes it's going to be pretentious

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Sniffing glue = gets you high

Glue = made of horses

Sniffing horses = I think we need to do some research!

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This web site has brought back love-biting and loving yuri and yaoi and now its time for us to reach our natural, final conclusion: we must bring back glomping.

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Alchemically Significant Femboy

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

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it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that

you're gonna get tired very quickly

tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—

you're not gonna be as composed as you expect

humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)

DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)

DO GET A SPEAR

knights are faster than you think

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Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy

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they did not appreciate my longsword technique at the job interview

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i dont feel like making a long ol' post about it right now but i have always loved the symbolism of fire in the context of purification and cleansing. Very erotic.

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