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Albino CAPY!!!

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small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

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AC gave up on life last night and i'm Suffering

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Drew Viktor Vektor because I love him

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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songs where two people sing at the same time and their lyrics compliment each other but theyre also saying different things and it builds up together to form the entire song. if you even care.

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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

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Buck, watching thirst traps of Eddie on his phone: That ass of yours should be illegal. Bobby: Language! Buck, still scrolling: Y no muerde ese perro culazo que te cargas? Hen: Now, he learns another language. Chim: I respect his commitment. Bobby: That's not what I meant! Eddie, making bedroom eyes at Buck: Are you thirsting over me in spanish? Suddenly I'm ovulating and you need to do something about it. Ravi: This doesn't feel like a safe space anymore.

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Who invented autism?

The famous Italian inventor, Leoneuro di Vergent.

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I like when I say “do I have a volunteer to—“ to a group of kids and they’re already raising their hands. Bro what if I wanted a volunteer to swim the English Channel wouldn’t you feel silly?

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As an occasional gay chick myself I lowkey really enjoyed the shitty way 2000s-2010s video games would like let you pick the main character’s gender but assumed everyone playing was straight and would play guys, so the story was written with women hitting on the main character left and right even if they were also a woman

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my empire of dirt!!!❤️❤️❤️ #MyDirt

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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Biblically accurate da2 where the position of Anders' hairline changes dramatically from scene to scene depending on how mad Varric is at him at any given time