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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

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A bird and his babies

Any guy can be a babygirl, but it takes a man to be a single mother

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if pokemon were real fucking your pokemon would not only happen frequently but it would be something that they'd have to covertly market hygiene products for

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Oh??

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i hate you trump supporters. that includes your mom, your dad, your siblings, your boyfriend, your husband, your wife, your kids, everyone you know who voted for that piece of shit. i hate them and i hope they suffer immensely.

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nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

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just a friendly reminder that this blog hates ICE

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once you start noticing how many of the Sexy Thicc Anime Babez hornyposted across the net with fat tits and fat asses overflowing out of their micro-bikinis still have 24" waists and rail-thin arms and pencil necks you never stop noticing it

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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Reminder that spring will always come back, music will never stop being created, and there are still so many books left to read! You’re alive! You’re alive! You’re alive!

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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Not platonic, not romantic, maybe a bit sexual, somehow divorced despite never being married, college roommates, polar opposites yet also the same person?

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happy Juneteenth to black fans in fandom specifically 🫶🏿 love yall

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